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Thailand Tourist Traps: “The Palace Is Closed Today” and Other Classics

Common tourist traps in Thailand: the closed-palace lie, tuk-tuk tours, gem shops, the jet ski damage scam and unethical animal tours.

Rooftops of Bangkok’s Grand Palace at sunrise
Image: Bjørn Erik Pedersen · CC BY-SA 4.0

Thailand lives up to its nickname, “the Land of Smiles”: it’s a hospitable, safe country. But especially in Bangkok and on the popular islands, there are some scams aimed at tourists that play out almost like a script. In this article we cover the most common ones and how to avoid them. For the country guide, see our Thailand travel guide.

Bangkok classics

“The Grand Palace is closed today”

How it works: Near the Grand Palace or a famous temple, a well-dressed person with good English approaches and tells you the palace is closed today for a ceremony or holiday. Instead, they suggest a “super cheap” tuk-tuk tour.

The truth: The palace is almost certainly open. The tour takes you to gem, tailor or souvenir shops, where the driver earns a commission.

What to do: Walk to the entrance and check opening hours with official sources.

The gem “bargain”

How it works: Worthless or wildly overpriced jewelry is sold with lines like “There’s a government discount today” or “You can sell these stones for double back home.”

What to do: Don’t buy gems as an investment. If you want a souvenir, buy it only if the price makes sense to you.

Tuk-tuks and taxis

Riding a tuk-tuk is fun, but agree on the fare before you get in. If a taxi driver won’t turn on the meter, try another taxi or use an app.

Island and beach traps

The jet ski and scooter damage scam

How it works: When you return a rented jet ski or scooter, you’re charged a hefty fee for scratches and damage that were already there. If you left your passport as a deposit, you have no bargaining power.

What to do:

  • Never leave your passport as a deposit; offer a photocopy or a cash deposit.
  • Photograph and video every inch of the vehicle before taking it.
  • If possible, use reputable rental places recommended by your hotel.

Surprise fees on boat tours

On Phi Phi and Phang Nga tours, ask in advance whether the national park entrance fee is included. Very cheap tours usually mean crowded boats and short stops.

Ethical traps involving animals

  • Elephant rides and elephant shows: The training methods can cause serious welfare problems. Not every place calling itself a “sanctuary” is ethical either; research independent reviews and how visitors interact with the animals.
  • Tiger selfies and monkey shows: It’s best to stay away from these altogether.

Cultural rules: Mistakes made unknowingly

They aren’t traps, but some unintentional mistakes can land you in trouble:

  • Don’t enter temples with bare shoulders or knees, and take your shoes off.
  • Disrespect toward the royal family is punishable by law; don’t joke about it.
  • Touching someone’s head or pointing at something with your foot is considered rude.
  • Climbing on Buddha statues or posing disrespectfully with them is frowned upon.

Overrated spots and alternatives

  • Maya Bay on Phi Phi: The famous bay may be closed during certain periods for protection, and visiting rules are strict. For a calmer experience, look at the islands around Krabi or Koh Lanta.
  • Khao San Road: Famous for nightlife, but for local Bangkok, the night markets of Chinatown (Yaowarat) are far more authentic.
  • Floating markets: Some have become entirely tourist-oriented; for a more local experience, look into smaller weekend markets.

Final word

What all these traps in Thailand have in common is a “too good to be true” offer pulling you off your plan. Stick to your own plan, and Thailand’s warm people and delicious food will take care of the rest. For reputable tours: things to do in Thailand.

Frequently asked questions

Taxi or app in Bangkok?

Ride-hailing apps show the fare up front, which eliminates haggling and meter disputes. If you take a taxi, ask for the meter to be turned on.

Is it ethical to see elephants in Thailand?

Instead of places that offer rides or make elephants perform, look for sanctuaries that focus on observing natural behavior and have good independent reviews.

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